- “Once, when I was a teenager, for some reason I smeared my dick with toothpaste while masturbating. Damn it, then I quite seriously managed to think that I would probably die. ”
- “I was in love with my girlfriend. She knew about my feelings, but we had nothing, because either she was busy or I had a girlfriend. In general, somehow it did not work out. But one day it turned out that she broke up with the guy, and I was alone again. And we started hanging out together. And then one evening she said that her parents had left, and asked if I wanted to stay with her for the night. I was so happy to be able to spend the whole night next to her! Of course, I had no intention of having sex with her at all, because I respected her and did not want to rush her, although I fantasized about it. Well, we lay on the bed and chatted all night long. I was in a T-shirt and jeans, and she was in shorts and a top. When it was time for bed, she looked at me and said she wouldn’t let me go to bed in jeans. I was embarrassed and said that then I would obviously have to take them off. She replied that those were the rules. Well. I took off my pants and, being sure that I did everything right, lay down and fell asleep. Mdaaa … What an idiot I was!
- “The worst thing that happened to me was when I went to a concert of my favorite band and got drunk as hell. While my friends were taking their jackets out of the closet, a pretty girl spoke to me. We chatted for about 15 minutes about everything in the world, then my friends returned, and I told her to call me if she wanted to continue the conversation. She smiled and said she would love to do it, but she didn’t have my number. And I answered her: “Well, yes, where would you get it from,” and laughed. She looked at me and silently left with her friends. The next day I sobered up and finally realized that she was flirting with me!”
- “The girl I once lost my virginity with recently suddenly moved into the apartment next to me”
- “Oh, it was both regret and pride! Once I was at a party with friends at our mutual friend. She was deadly sexy, we joked and drank cocktails. We accidentally ended up in the kitchen together, and we had a passionate kiss, after which she whispered to me slowly to move into the bedroom. Then I muttered some stupid excuses and quickly ran to my friends on the veranda. The fact is that her husband was in the next room with a child. Of course, on the one hand, I regret that I did not sleep with such a sex bomb, but on the other hand, I am proud that I did not destroy her marriage. Let someone else do it, and my conscience will be clear.
- “I slept with my then-girlfriend’s mom once. She did not have a man, she looked almost like a copy of my girlfriend, only with breasts a couple of sizes larger. In general, she turned out to be incredibly good in bed, and her daughter never found out about our connection. True, it was a little strange that even after we broke up with that girl, her mother sometimes continues to text me when she was lonely.
- “When I was eight, I put my dick in a shampoo bottle. Sometimes I still think about it and feel it burning again.”
- “I lost my virginity to the same girl my twin brother did it to. Everything happened with a difference of one evening at a resort in Mexico. It was fucking weird. Hopefully, at least she will have something to remember. Who else can boast of having taken the virginity of both twins?
- “When it came time to break up with an ex-girlfriend, she suddenly asked if I wanted to remain friends with her and continue to have sex without commitment. It was a big temptation because she was incredibly good in bed and I still loved her. But after thinking about it for a bit, I decided that just having sex with each other would not lead to anything good in the long run. We both deserve better than this. Although I still miss having amazing sex with her, I know for sure that I made the right decision.
- “In my senior year of school, one day after school, I went to a pizzeria, and the girl at the checkout, about my age, suddenly asked me to give her my phone number and winked. This confused me, and I honestly answered that I did not have a mobile phone. “How about home?” she asked. I just as honestly answered that I don’t have a home phone either. Then she smiled and asked me to give her my friend’s number so that she could find me through it. At this point I seriously panicked. “I have no friends!” I screamed in despair and ran away, even leaving my order at the checkout.