Of all the VOICE sex tips, this one is one of the most exotic (see Grapefruit Blowjob Super Technique). It consists in the fact that the grapefruit is cut in a special way and then used as a help during fellatio. Aunt Angel demonstrates how this is done in her video (video in the previous article). The experimenters were especially struck by the sounds that she makes, demonstrating a miracle method on a huge black dildo: “It’s like Darth Vader is drinking an Orchard. Brrr!” So the experience begins.

Training: I ran around a bunch of stores looking for the sweetest, not too bitter, and therefore the least disgusting grapefruits.

Scene: We inflated the rubber mattress because it’s easy to clean, and I didn’t want to juice the whole bed and expensive linens.

Music: I chose fast and rhythmic – in the style of a tropical fruit, so that it spurred me to act more energetically.

Mood: Horrified. Well, you watched the video. Cool, yeah?

My boyfriend was excited because he didn’t know what to expect *remember the sound of “Darth Vader drinking juice”*. I blindfolded him, as Auntie Angel had advised, and proceeded with regular oral sex to prepare him.

And so I put a properly prepared grapefruit on his penis, and he’s like: “Wait, wait, wait, what is this ?!”, and I answered: “Well … My hand?” and he’s like, “Uh, no…” he takes off his bandage. — Ugh, this is for “VOICE”, or what? I thought we were just going to have normal sex!” I say: “Wait, then you have to do a handstand on a trampoline, and I will stick an eclair in myself and see what happens. Okay, I’m kidding. It’s just a blowjob with an extra twist.” He sighed heavily and said, “Okay, go for it, but without the blindfold. I do not trust you”.

Pretty fair.

After that, I tried to do everything as shown in the video, acting simultaneously with my mouth and hand (which moved up and down and slightly turning the grapefruit ring), simultaneously depicting the sound of my grandmother’s vacuum cleaner. That was not easy. My hand was tired, juice flowed over it, my boyfriend laughed (“Well, the sounds … I will dream about them today!”), The music had to be turned off, because the pace was too high and I almost broke my neck trying to keep the rhythm.

In general, after 10 minutes I gave up, and we moved on to regular sex. I think this was quite enough for the experiment. I was afraid that the citrus juice would pinch, but no – everything worked out.

My boyfriend decided that it was not bad at all, since the warm grapefruit felt like being touched by living flesh. After a thorough debriefing, we came to the conclusion that the advice is good, but to repeat it as professionally, you have to be an expert like Aunt Angel.

You know what? I’ll probably start drinking a glass of grapefruit juice in the morning, working out with dumbbells until I drop, and practicing the same highly artistic slurp. And then we’ll see who wins.