What do we expect from sex? Fantasies about him certainly include romance, vivid emotions and a violent orgasm. But sometimes situations turn out to be comical instead, and this is not the worst outcome – the main thing is that everyone is healthy.
First sex: expectation and reality
When you are an experienced woman, then funny incidents in the context of intimacy do not cause shock or horror. But a young girl, whose first sex is yet to come, can take some sex fantasies for truth and react very emotionally when it turns out that something went wrong. So before moving on to the comics, let’s take a look at these points, because it is often the expectations that can spoil the impression of the first sex.
- “The first sex should be magical, like in the movies!” Unfortunately, this is just a myth about sex – in reality, of course, it can be wonderful, but if you and your partner are inexperienced, then the main thing that you will get is new experiences. This is exactly what you can expect.
- “The first sex is terribly painful.” This is also not true and another myth about sex. Unpleasant sensations are really possible, but it is far from a fact that they will be – for each girl, the opening of the hymen occurs in its own way. On the contrary, severe pain is a reason to see a doctor.
- “It’s impossible to get pregnant the first time.” And these are quite harmful and even dangerous fantasies about sex, which, most likely, a partner who does not want to use a condom is trying to instill in you. In fact, you can both get pregnant and catch sexually transmitted infections the first time, so protection is indispensable.
Sex Picture Stories: Expectation and Reality
Sex in the shower and in the bath
Intimacy in the shower or bath is great, at least in sex fantasies. In reality, the main thing is not to forget about waterproof mascara, well, or remove bright makeup in advance, otherwise the spectacle may not be for the faint of heart.
But there are troubles even in sex
In and out – great! What if not? No matter how wonderful sex in fantasies is, everything happens in life. Even when it’s stuck. Most importantly, don’t panic!
And in general, you need to be ready to fight for your place under the sun. Unless you’re in a jacuzzi of course
It is unlikely that you counted on this in your fantasies about sex, but the shower or bathroom as a location for intimacy is just some kind of trap, there are so many opportunities for comical situations here. Although if he took away a shower with hot water, and you stand and freeze, this is not funny, but insulting!
Although even there surprises await us
In general, you realized that the bathroom as a location for sex is an inexhaustible source of curiosities. Oh, those sex fantasies of climbing into the bathroom surrounded by rose petals, caressing each other’s soapy bodies… In fact, the number one task is to put two adults in the same bathroom so that the water does not splash completely.
your face during orgasm
As sad as it is, it’s time to debunk another myth about sex. About how you look during an orgasm. The movie star on the big screen looks happy, flushed and only slightly disheveled. But she imitates, and you (we hope!) – no!
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Another classic sex myth, this time with food laid out beautifully all over your body. Most often, whipped cream appears in such fantasies. The sad truth is that they melt faster than ice cream, so your partner will have to lick them off you very, very quickly. But without a big wash, then it still won’t do.
“Rider”, or “Jumping in reverse.” Familiar?
In the heat of passion, when you change poses, at some point you may find yourself in the “reverse rider” – and you will have a view of your partner’s legs. Beautiful view, we would say if we wanted to be cunning, but no. But in sex fantasies it was different.
Sex with an ex is also sometimes not so great.
In sex with an ex, everything is fine except that it is sex with an ex. You swore it wouldn’t happen again! In this regard, your sex fantasies have acquired a slightly criminal character.
Decided to try something from the Kama Sutra? Well, well, gymnasts
Kamasutra, expectations: amazing sex in new positions, violent orgasms. Kamasutra, reality: it would be cool if you could at least enter. And then straighten up again, without breaking or stretching anything.
Kamasutra for beginners: 5 easiest poses
In general, first yoga and stretching, and then fantasies about sex in acrobatic positions.
And how do we imagine ourselves in the early morning after a beautiful night? There you go, that never works!
If you’ve been together for a long time, then he’s probably seen you in situations worse than morning disheveledness and running mascara. But if this is your first sex, in his fantasies you probably look like a gentle fairy in the morning. Whether it is worth dispelling them or not, decide in the evening and wash yourself. Or not.
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