- You can’t remember the last time you washed your sheets, but there are crumbs under your pillow.
- Your box of condoms is covered in cobwebs.
- You often use incognito mode in your browser.
- You can’t remember the last time you shaved and waxed your legs.
- When you see happy couples on the street, you imagine them having sex.
- You have increased attention to men: from a waiter in a cafe to a boss at work.
- You try to touch a man every chance you get.
- You watch sports because these athletes are so sexy!
- Sometimes you feel inexplicably aroused.
- You catch yourself thinking that you should contact your former lover.
- You start reading 50 Shades of Grey, but you flip through all the pages that don’t have sex.
- Your collection of sex toys would be enough for the whole town.
- You learned how to masturbate so well that your hand is simply no equal.
- You’ve forgotten what it’s like to feel another person on you.
- Eating pizza in bed is the greatest pleasure in the world.